1xxl:
omfg this is too funny
what movie is this??
WHAT MOVIE IS THIS! FIRST PERSON TO MESSAGE ME, I WILL LOVE YOU AND STUFF
It’s New York Minute omg
I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that top comment
(Source: hereisours)
23rd May 2013
Reblogged From lickdeeznutz
Notes: 177162
- Shy Guy: Hey there..
- Random Guy: Hey what's up?
- Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
- Random Guy: Thanks dude!
- Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
- Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
- Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
- Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
- Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
- Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
so I had my geology final this morning, so I had to get up at like 8
but I was up till 4am looking up chinchillas on the internet
(Source: betterdayever)
Magdalena Frackowiak
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
(Source: thegirlwhostoletheeiffeltower-)
(Source: milktree)
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Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
boom.
