Don't forget, guys.
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Japanese people. Are fucking crazy.
helldate: i tried going out with this guy in high school, and he was supposed to pick me up, but i ended up having to go pick him up from his house, pay for our movie, and take him back home, and when i dropped him off his mom came outside in her bathrobe to offer me a bag of extra sausage she couldn’t fit in her freezer.
helldate: So one time I went out with this guy from school, and we headed back to his place, and he was leading me up to his room and when we got in his room we started undressing and when he pushed me on his bed I was staring up at his roof and it was plastered with photos of Oprah…
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helldate: On my second date with my now ex-boyfriend, we were laying in the sand at the beach when he jumped and scratched his back. When he drew his hand away, it was covered in dripping green goo. I looked at his back and a seagull had literally busted its diarrhea all over him, it was…